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mizuki sena

je suis sick of this shit

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TEXT → 06/21 → 1/8 all at 7am and a minute apart from each other

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Tip 001: Instead of grooming your cat the usual way, try licking their fur clean. It'd be a good bonding exercise between the two of you.

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Tip 002: Meow all the time at your cat. You need to speak the same language so you better start nyaaaaaing.

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Tip 003: Get a cat fursuit as well. Show your kitty that you are the same as them.

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Tip 004: If a fursuit is too much, just use a permanent marker to draw on whiskers and superglue paper cat ears to your head. Gotta save your money somehow!

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Tip 005: Teach your cat to use the toilet so you don't have to spend money on cat litter. The downside of this is that cats can't lock doors or tell you that the washroom's occupied so you walk in at the worst moment.

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Tip 006: Accept that there are no superior beings than cats. They are the best and nothing will ever beat them.

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[ sena has muted his phone every night ever since, but what the hell did he just wake up to ]

Okay

Which twin is behind this

[ just gonna make sure because you never know if yu's the one messing with him right now because of the cat thing behind the comforts of souji's name? ]

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The better twin.

[ that totally helps, right?? ]

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[ DEEPEST SIGH OF ALL. does it really matter at this point. ]

I don't remember subscribing to this service, unless you're working with Retrospec as well. I'm not surprised anymore, you traitor.

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You subscribed to this service the moment you met the twins. That's the pleasure you get from knowing us.

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Tip 007: Spend half of your earnings on cat food every month. You never know when you're suddenly entrusted with an entire army of cats that you must now feed.

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Tip 008: If someone tells you that you have too many cats, cut off all ties of friendship with them immediately. They are not a true friend because there is no such thing as too many cats.

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Tip 009: Why take a bunch of self-defense classes when you can just learn from a cat? Hiss at your enemies and file your nails into claws.

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Tip 010: Send the twins any and all pictures of cats.

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I don't even have a cat?! And as if I'm going to pick up some random stray from the streets.

If you want me to take this seriously, at least give me actual cat tips instead of copypasting unfunny ones from some website made by an 8-year-old.

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Tip 011: Adopt a cat.

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Tip 012: Name them something cute.

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Tip 013: Send photos of it to the twins.

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Tip 014: Come over for cat play dates.

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Tip 015: These are actual cat tips. To doubt them means that you are not yet a true master of cats.

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I'm not even planning to get a cat, you brat!!!

But if anything, I can take care of them better than you. I don't need these stupid tips.

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Is that a challenge?

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Interpret it however you want.

By the way, thanks for that. I just remembered something pertaining to cats, and I am positive that I am better with them than you two.